Ugg! The items of clothing that women think are fashionable but men hate

Trying to impress a man? Then don't wear any of the achingly trendy items listed below. All are beloved of celebrities and other women - but chaps just can't stand them, a survey for the website MSN has found. The men who voted listed nine of the season's most popular garments or accessories as total turn-offs, along with all that lovely fringing on handbags and shoes. Here LIZ JONES examines the fashions that don't pass muster with our menfolk.

HAREM PANTS

These were first seen on the catwalk at Yves Saint Laurent three years ago, and have been churned out by every high street label since. Men hate them because women look as if they have just filled their nappy, and you can't see our legs or our buttocks, just folds of fabric.

They scream fashion victim, rather than sex kitten.

Offending item: Cheryl Cole, left, and Gwen Stefani are fans of harem pants, but this season's trendy trousers are a real turn-off for men

JUMPSUITS

Now that the jumpsuit playsuit or romper has become ubiquitous, women spend even longer in the bathroom wrestling with these wretched garments.

They make us look shapeless and worryingly Andy Pandy-like. As one man said: 'They're the ultimate in women-dressing-forother-women. Confusing and overly clever. At best you look like a toddler, at worst like my mum in the Seventies.'

Andy Pandy? Jumpsuits make women like Kim Kardashian, left, Kate Moss and Kerry Katona look shapeless

UGG BOOTS

This awful Antipodean foot wear has seeped into every social occasion. No matter how hot the summer party or muddy the festival field, young women have their feet swathed in sweaty sheepskin.

There is no sexy sound of a clicking heel, just the pad, pad, pad of a camel. 'There is no toe cleavage, no ankle,' a young man told me sadly. 'They smell pretty bad, too.'