A taxi driver who had the pleasure of collecting Campbell in midtown tells authorities the 39-year-old model got furious with him and started slapping and punching him from the backseat at around 3 p.m. today. It's unclear what enraged Campbell (crumbs in the seat crack sticking to her fur?), but that's surely not the best part of this story.

    The official says the driver stopped the car around 58th Street and Second Avenue and called 911. He says Campbell jumped out of the car and ran.