A bunch of Victoria’s Secret models including Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima landed in L.A. today.
What a gathering of beautiful, uh, minds and personalities. Yes, I can
imagine these ladies spent their flight discussing literature, politics
and, actually, I’m not even going to bother keeping up this facade.
Let's be real. What I can seriously imagine is dropping my pants,
handing the pilot a fifty and telling him to hit enough turbulence that
I bounce around the fuselage like a rubber ball with a boner. You know,
for a few minutes, hours or until the plane runs of out fuel and we
crash land on a deserted island - hopefully. I mean, I kind of gave him
a fifty. I think I deserve my money's worth.